gossip / sports

The More You Know: DIY Beauty Routines, A Yogurt For Men, and the Hopeful Return of Quality Television Programming

Have you ever wanted to be a Jedi? Sorry, stupid question. Here’s a bit of technology that will get you closer to achieving your dreams, because wishing on stars and blowing out candles sure as hell ain’t doin’ it. Scarlet Johansson is putting her acting on hiatus to pursue a singing career and is compiling … Continue reading

fashion / sports

The New NCAA Adidas Uniforms Are Bad and Adidas Should Feel Bad

The new NCAA uniforms would make even the unsportiest of fashionistas and ‘stos alike cringe in utter horror, one glimpse of the atrocities would make even the sturdiest souls shrink back into their mortal coils. Adidas (not to be confused with that Korn song, A.D.I.D.A.S.—though I’m sure it’s perfectly relevant to the mentality of basketball … Continue reading

fashion / gossip / sports

The More You Know: Fashion Racism, Conspicuous Consuption, and the New Relevance of Dennis Rodman

Never fear fashionophiles, I’m working on a small recap of Paris Fashion Week for later in the week. For that entry, I’m scoping out the latest shows, yet I’m distracted. The whitewashing and racism of high fashion has come back into the conversation after a completely and utterly tasteless editorial was published by French powerhouse … Continue reading

sports / the musings of the boyfriend

College Football’s Remaining Storylines

Seasonal Affective Disorder, in my humble opinion, is bullshit. At the very least, it’s not a specific enough term. We all know the real reason people during this time of year seem like they’re participating in an unspoken-yet-ubiquitous Droopy Dog imitation contest is because the college football regular season is coming to an end. And … Continue reading

sports / the musings of the boyfriend

The Foolish Names of NBA Teams

Growing up with a height that the doctors scientifically labeled “freakish and abnormal,” I was strong-armed into playing basketball. Being far from athletically gifted (or even marginally coordinated), my career wasn’t exactly replete with highlights. Yet even though my playing years have come and gone, and because the low self-esteem I suffered from due to … Continue reading