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The More You Know: Sexy Music is in the Ear of the Beholder and Boob Gazing is the New Star Gazing

  • I agree with Cosmo that it’s generally a good idea to “stay in touch with yourself,” you know, do whatcha’ gotta do, but the songs that they’re offering as possible self-seduction tunes are seriously suspect. Take, for instance, their recommendation of Bjork’s “Hidden Place,” which they claim will make you feel freaky, in the sex-way, through the esoteric weirdness of it all. Right, because esoteric is the feeling I’m going for. I’d take that over Class Actress’ “Keep You” any day, because that shit would give me a headache (and no, I’m not just using that as an excuse). However, I have to say that my favorite track they’re offering is easily Ginuwine’s “So Anxious,” as if anyone is going to see Ginuwine pop up on their playlist and think of a song other than the seductive 90s melody of  “Pony,” which sounds like a cross between electrocuted frogs and a burping contest.

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